(a few inside jokes but i wrote the ultamate Dork poem!)
You say Gir and I get shivers
Meiff is worse with far more quivers
you can play tricks on my mind, just like yoda of the jedi kind
Your 4 times daring as mr. Bond, but to you I've grown way more fond
As for your strength, well its quite large, way bigger than supermans with a kryptonite charge.
You're twice as cute and twice as sweet as any guy I'll ever meet.
Johnney Depp is way hott... uhhh, sry to put you on the spot.
You inhail all my food, but go ahead 'cause its all good
No evil forces could tear us apart, not even Darth Vader with his dark forces at heart.
And yes we b